Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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