I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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