Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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