i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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