I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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