whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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