but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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