hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
