she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
All the doctor said was why
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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