Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
