She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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