After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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