When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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