know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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