its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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