hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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