You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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