Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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