How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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