She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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