just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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