Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
