At least make sure they are 18
Why
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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