My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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