some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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