no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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