He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
3pm strippers are depressing
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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