she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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