Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I love you. Go after that dick
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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