I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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