My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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