Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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