don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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