ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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