I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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