put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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