Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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