We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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