Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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