Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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