that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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