Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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