I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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