Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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