So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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