Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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