What a fucking waste of an outfit
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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