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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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