i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
