what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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