suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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