i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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