I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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